How can we sp…


How can we spot and WMHC troll? The Modus operandi

Troll Modus operandi
1. No Imagination – Most are frighteningly obvious; They poke fun at anyone who they think are an easy target.

2. Pedantic in the Extreme – Many WMHC trolls’ preparation is so thorough, that while they waste time, they appear so ludicrous from the start that they elicit sympathetic mail – the danger is that once the group takes sides, the damage is done.

3. False Identity – Because they are cowards, WMHC trolls virtually never write over their own name, and often reveal their trolliness (and lack of imagination) in the chosen ID. As so many folk these days use false ID, this is not a strong indicator on its own! But some are so dumb. for example A troll that likes freefall parachuting, using false IDs such as Skymaster or jumpgod. I wounder who that was?

4. Crossposting – Any post that is crossposted to several groups should be viewed as suspicious, particularly if unrelated or of opposing perspective. Why would someone do that?

5. Off-topic posting – Often genuine errors, but, if from an ‘outsider’ they deserve matter-of-fact response; if genuine, a brief apposite response is simply netiquette; if it’s a WMHC troll post, you have denied it its reward.

6. Repetition of a question or statement is either a WMHC troll – or a pedant; either way, treatment as a troll is effective.

7.Missing The Point – WMHC Trolls rarely answer a direct question – they cannot, if asked to justify their twaddle – so they develop a fine line in missing the point.

8. Thick or Sad – Trolls are usually sad, lonely folk, with few social skills; they rarely make what most people would consider intelligent conversation. However, they frequently have an obsession with their IQ and feel the need to tell everyone. This is so frequent, that it is diagnostic! Somewhere on the web there must be an Intelligence Test for Trolls – rigged to always say “above 150”



Water Mitty Hunt Club Troll top trumps

In this section we will view the Walter Mitty Hunt Club top trumps of TROLLS.

A score and brief description will be given based on the “Troll Internet Trait Scale” or (TITS) developed by Dr Heller prapcracker of the Stuttgart university for Troll obesity. Who matched Modus operandi with TITS and ARRSE to develop

Troll Top Trumps

So before we touch on our first suspect lets looks at TITS

A The Expert knows everything about everything and loves to share his knowledge. He’s a lawyer, a doctor, a member of parliament, a snowboard instructor, a historian, an engineer even EX MI5… in reality, of course, most are unemployed temps living from an internet cafe.

B The Flooder tries to break forums by posting the same boring thing (LOL! ROTFL!PMSL) over and over and over and over and over and over

C The Liar is the most common WMHC troll. He loves to lure in brainless trolley dolly’s by pretending he’s a romantic 20-year-old sensitive party animal. The Liar is fairly harmless.

D The Stalker is the only truly dangerous troll. He’ll hack your computer, post your picture on the Internet and If he can he will post your peronal details on an open forum in a bid to win the argument.

E The Retroactive He or she will go back in time to find every cragislist post you ever made until he finds something embarrassing you said, even if you posted it three years ago. After that, whenever you post anything new, the Retroactive Stalker will link to the old post(s) in an effort to discredit you

F The Crybaby, Will become hysterical and swear He is never coming back to the board. Of course, you’ll see him three days later when he slinks back for more abuse. The Crybaby often tells on you to the mods and swears he is going to get you banned. However if you ban them or remove posts, you will be branded in the eyes of the troll as a coward (read double standards)

G The spelling mafia. This type of trolls will attack any grammatical error when faced with a situation they cannot give a constructive answer to. There are loads on this site to keep you trolls going for years!

H The Walts This trolls set up facebook pages to hunt walter mittys in order to deflect the fact they have a history of doing just that very crime they accuse and hound others for doing. MO when there is just a hint their history and blabbing is about to be blown, they will change their profile picture and name, just in case! They will recall a site they used to frequent and claim “if its so and so, don’t believe them as I had and argument with them” bla bla bla

I The Bitch. This type of troll will do what ever is asked of him to please the head troll, little does he know that when the shit hits the fan The bitch will take the heat while the head troll does one!



TIM WADE or Lažnim Imenom or Laz Povratak

Timmy resides outside of the UK and lives in caravan of sorts and casts his net from the safety of an Internet cafe. He thinks (in his world) he is an Internet master-mind, The wizard of Internetshire. This has been proved on several occasions to be yet another porkie Pie from the Worzal Gummage look-a-like. There is not much that can be said for Wade other than he is a self publicity seeking idiot. Who avoids the UK due to not wanting to pay his way and is happy for you to pay it for him.A very two faced person who will support a cause or charity then fall foul of the admin of a facebook page or site and begin a campaign of harassment by troll attack on the moderators and cause, on order to discredit them. Why does he do it. Its the only way he can attempt to gain his dignity and win. He will encourage others to flame forums for him and will sink to any level in order to win.

He posts his vitriol on blogs and forums making claims about a cause or web site in order to firm up the accusations as if he was not part of the flaming but just a casual observer. But rather then write loads of waffle we will let the screen shots do the talking.

This was a comment from of Wades targets in his troll attack pantomine

“Thing that makes me laugh is if you put Tim Internet in Google, of course it’s going to come up with him, that’s not being at the top of the google ranking, if you typed in web site design and his company came to the top, then he can say he knows what he’s doing!

The idea of google ranking is to use key words and meta data embedded within your website so your site is found, not searching your actual company name…..he’s such a dick!”

Tim Wade!/timitalian

Tim Wade!/LazPovratak

Tim Wade!/pages/Kermit-Kalashnikov/173438456118530

Martin Andrew HallCunts!

7 hours ago ·LikeUnlike · 3
Lažnim ImenomJust set up a new account Steve. Different hotmail and name. Straight back on. Lol

7 hours ago via mobile ·LikeUnlike · 2
Lažnim ImenomFull of reporting twats on Facebook mate. I’ve lost count of the false names I’ve had. Lol. Sometimes we mass report someone in here. We forget to check if we got them banned or not though. Should do really – more of a laugh.

7 hours ago via mobile ·LikeUnlike · 3

Ingrid Suzanne Buckley i got reported to …. just cos i used the name Bucky Wabbitthey said i was not a real person …. sotherefore i must be a walt lol

6 hours ago ·LikeUnlike · 1

You could not make this up but Tim Wade hates people who investigate others. Can someone remind me what the WMHC do? Try to avoid one of Tim Wades Sex dating sites. Spam mail will follow if you join!

These, amongst the most horrible people available on the planet today, make peoples lives a misery and they mince about calling themselves Debt Collectors and Private Investigators. They usually work privately, and on behalf of scrounging ex-wives, banks and credit card companies – people with money to collect.

Nine times out of ten they come from bullied backgrounds, often with failed careers in the Police, the Armed Forces and other usually government institutions. They all suffer from the same ‘little big mans syndrome’ where they feel they have to be nasty to everyone because they were never left any dinner money at school, where they were bullied and tormented continuously. Usually they are sad, lonely individuals, unable to have fun (or even comprehend what fun is) and never excel at anything sporting.

They hover the world in their own lonely lives hiding from the people they are grassing up, and snitching on. They are blatantly obvious to spot as because they usually failed all the physical tests to get to the fieldcraft part of any military training, they have to rely on their childhood volumes of ‘Combat and Survival’ magazine to learn their trade, as such, stick out like an erection in a undersized wetsuit.

I hate them and will not rest in peace until I have broken my baseball bat on any that follow me. Other equally painful experiences await them.

The CSA is after him by the way!

More Two faced support from Tim Wade, only to start a flame war against a facebook page this year due to the Admin booting him out for fuckwhittery. Wade has since removed his blog with supporting comments.



He now accuses them of theft of donations, membership of the BNP,

Jo’s Blog featuring Me, BNP, EDL & on-line bullying/harrassment


Tim Wades attack on Help For Heroes

Even Help For Heroes is not exempt from Tim Wades snide comments, His reason. He was refused money by H4H due to not serving within time That the guide lines set out by the charity.

I am sure Ben Parkinson and others wounded from Iraq and Afgan would not agree with wades selfish view!

So How big a TIT is Tim Wade in the top trumps scale of TITS and MO?

MO 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 and 8

TITS B, C, D, E, F, and H

In summery

A moron who has nothing better to do then pick on people from the safety of the Internet. He will pick fights with anyone. He will use several false Identity’s but with little Imagination when creating them. He crossposts with several groups in order to start a flame war and cannot hold an intelligent conversation.

His aim, to make money from people visiting his web sites.

The Stalker , Flooder, Liar, Retroactive, Crybaby and See below for evidence of being a WALT!!!



Is the main Walt Finder troll a Walt himself?

The following Email exchange was sent via lady who wishes to remain anon due to the abuse Wade historically inflicts on anyone who falls foul of him. She was a member of a Face Book page Wade belonged to until he was banned from it for fuckwhittery, again. There is a pattern forming here?

From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:02
Subject:Re: photo

Hi ya just got your email & no I didn’t jump through windows dressed in black well not in the army anyway lol & we use to act as support for the special forces sometimes etc etc.xxxx – In for 10 1/2 years and was best time in my life but got out after taking a few injurys along the way that got the better of me.
From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade <>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:30
Subject: Re: photo
Hay you
You managed to work out your computer!! How was your night?
lol I was only joking about the milktray man:) happy So what was it like making a parachute jump. I realy want do it sometime and it would be good to know from an expert on it. I have seen it loads of times on the TV and it just frightens the life out of me. What is the worst bit when you jump and the feeling of falling, when you shoot up after your parachute opens or when you land?. Its the one thing I want to do but all those things just play on my mind.
You like?


From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:23
Subject: Re: photo

I made one jump into combat in Rwanda in an operation called Gabrial but no not being shot at but I was in a place called Sipovo were things got mental for me there but any of the jumps i did all had a large amount of danger & could go wrong. I like the pic & would nice to see the front view. plus it don’t hurt to ask questions babe. how wet are you then???xxxxx
From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:36
Subject:Re: photo

The free fall part of the jump is great & a massive adrenaline rush & the only shock to the system is the jolt of when the rig opens. Nice pic babe & what are you doing tonight then???xxxxx
From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade <>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:27
Subject: Re: photo
Oh babe the more you tell me about your army life the wetter I get!! You sound like a man who has seen a lot. What was the worst and best time for you in the army? My work can be very dull and boring so you must have some great storys to tell

From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:41
Subject:Re: photo

oh i’ve seen plenty of things in my time & some things i can’t & won’t talk about as the offical secrets act stops me from doing so. I bet your jobs not that boring & i bet your good at it. so how am i doing on the interview stakes then lol????xxxxx

From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade<>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:45
Subject: Re: photo
Not bad for now. I take it you lost a lot of mates to that type of work?sho what part of the army parachute was you with?

From: Tim Wade<>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:47
Subject:Re: photo

yeah i’ve lost a few mates over the years. Bosnia/Croatia where I lost the most, Iraq was bad as well. The first war that is, I was a medic for most part so saw a lot of fucked up stuff. My last posting was a medic with the Pathfinders. They are an elite within 5 airborne. I was asked to join them from 23 Parachute field Amb, mega times.

From: J***** G******/

To: Tim Wade <>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:54
Subject:Re: photo

Sounds cool, So what made you join, I hear you guys like to drink but get in trouble for drinking to much. When did you learn the bodyguard stuff ?

From: Tim Wade<>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 18:04
Subject: Re: photo


The army gave me the discipline & a bit of know how and I made some mega friends along the way. I did a close protection course near the end which you’ve got to pass every part of it & if you fail any part of it your binned there & then no second chance. Its a big bluff about the ban I did get a lot of drinking bans for busting the two can rule when I was on operations but even then I pissed every night and played cards. lol The monkey’s. Waht we used to call the military police, stopped us to try and catch us out but we would always blag our way out of it. lol


From: J***** G******/
Tim Wade<>
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 10:51
Subject: Re: photo


Oh dear, being a bad boy, a relly bad boy!!:) happy So what did you do once you left?

From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 10:56
Subject:Re: photo

I’ve had my very bad boy moments which ain’t a bad thing .
I did a bit of naked car surfing and had a fight with about 27 police officers but I am not bad bad. Not muchI used to own a pub & club security company after I got out but got fed up of paying the hypocrisy of the system just to keep my head above water to moved here and things just got better. I run an internet company now and live the easy life, you should cum over.
From: J***** G******/
Tim Wade <>
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 11:02
Subject:Re: photo

Impressed, So you are your own man with a bussiness. I was talking about you last night with the girl who came over last night, said one of her boyfriends used to be in the army and he had to know his army number off the top of his head and that he was known by that number in the army. Is that true as it sounds very cold to be known as just a number!

From: Tim Wade <>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 11:04
Subject:Re: photo

yeah in the army your just a number which is a bit like the dark ages but yes you needed to know it, even when pissed up.
We are all guilty of trying to exaggerate our life in order to win the affections of a lady. However, links on two well known web sites for the Parachute Regiment and Airborne forces have been provided. According to a well respected member of the AMS page, Tim Wade was a member of 23 PFA but never qualified as Airborne,
No combat jumps took place in Rwanda either.
He was only attached to 23 PFA. So why did Tim Wade post details on two web sites claiming he was a member of Airborne Forces when he was never Airborne? Very odd!
What is more odd is the fact he is also claiming like in the Email that he was a member of the Pathfinder platoon. This site will be happy to apologise if Tim Wade can provide proof that he was a member.
For now the evidence is pointing towards Tim Wade being an Ex Forces Walt. See ARRSEpida
Ex-Forces WaltsThis sub-group make up stories about their time in uniform to impress their new civilian colleagues and/or employers. They don’t recognise that they are walts at all and usually end up back on ARRSE bigging it up in the belief that no-one will recognise them. Consider this recent extract from a rather uncautious new member: “On another note – when constructing your own CV for job hunting, I have found that you can just about make up any kind of bullshit for your military career. You can insert any kind of information during your military service that relates to the job you are going for and potential employers have no way of verifying your claims. If references are asked for then you state that person has been posted, cant trace him etc..” ……. Really now? Is that so? Link

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