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How can we spot and WMHC troll? The Modus operandi

Troll Modus operandi
1. No Imagination – Most are frighteningly obvious; They poke fun at anyone who they think are an easy target.

2. Pedantic in the Extreme – Many WMHC trolls’ preparation is so thorough, that while they waste time, they appear so ludicrous from the start that they elicit sympathetic mail – the danger is that once the group takes sides, the damage is done.

3. False Identity – Because they are cowards, WMHC trolls virtually never write over their own name, and often reveal their trolliness (and lack of imagination) in the chosen ID. As so many folk these days use false ID, this is not a strong indicator on its own! But some are so dumb. for example A troll that likes freefall parachuting, using false IDs such as Skymaster or jumpgod. I wounder who that was?

4. Crossposting – Any post that is crossposted to several groups should be viewed as suspicious, particularly if unrelated or of opposing perspective. Why would someone do that?

5. Off-topic posting – Often genuine errors, but, if from an ‘outsider’ they deserve matter-of-fact response; if genuine, a brief apposite response is simply netiquette; if it’s a WMHC troll post, you have denied it its reward.

6. Repetition of a question or statement is either a WMHC troll – or a pedant; either way, treatment as a troll is effective.

7.Missing The Point – WMHC Trolls rarely answer a direct question – they cannot, if asked to justify their twaddle – so they develop a fine line in missing the point.

8. Thick or Sad – Trolls are usually sad, lonely folk, with few social skills; they rarely make what most people would consider intelligent conversation. However, they frequently have an obsession with their IQ and feel the need to tell everyone. This is so frequent, that it is diagnostic! Somewhere on the web there must be an Intelligence Test for Trolls – rigged to always say “above 150”

 

 

Water Mitty Hunt Club Troll top trumps

In this section we will view the Walter Mitty Hunt Club top trumps of TROLLS.

A score and brief description will be given based on the “Troll Internet Trait Scale” or (TITS) developed by Dr Heller prapcracker of the Stuttgart university for Troll obesity. Who matched Modus operandi with TITS and ARRSE to develop

Troll Top Trumps

So before we touch on our first suspect lets looks at TITS

A The Expert knows everything about everything and loves to share his knowledge. He’s a lawyer, a doctor, a member of parliament, a snowboard instructor, a historian, an engineer even EX MI5… in reality, of course, most are unemployed temps living from an internet cafe.

B The Flooder tries to break forums by posting the same boring thing (LOL! ROTFL!PMSL) over and over and over and over and over and over

C The Liar is the most common WMHC troll. He loves to lure in brainless trolley dolly’s by pretending he’s a romantic 20-year-old sensitive party animal. The Liar is fairly harmless.

D The Stalker is the only truly dangerous troll. He’ll hack your computer, post your picture on the Internet and If he can he will post your peronal details on an open forum in a bid to win the argument.

E The Retroactive He or she will go back in time to find every cragislist post you ever made until he finds something embarrassing you said, even if you posted it three years ago. After that, whenever you post anything new, the Retroactive Stalker will link to the old post(s) in an effort to discredit you

F The Crybaby, Will become hysterical and swear He is never coming back to the board. Of course, you’ll see him three days later when he slinks back for more abuse. The Crybaby often tells on you to the mods and swears he is going to get you banned. However if you ban them or remove posts, you will be branded in the eyes of the troll as a coward (read double standards)

G The spelling mafia. This type of trolls will attack any grammatical error when faced with a situation they cannot give a constructive answer to. There are loads on this site to keep you trolls going for years!

H The Walts This trolls set up facebook pages to hunt walter mittys in order to deflect the fact they have a history of doing just that very crime they accuse and hound others for doing. MO when there is just a hint their history and blabbing is about to be blown, they will change their profile picture and name, just in case! They will recall a site they used to frequent and claim “if its so and so, don’t believe them as I had and argument with them” bla bla bla

I The Bitch. This type of troll will do what ever is asked of him to please the head troll, little does he know that when the shit hits the fan The bitch will take the heat while the head troll does one!

 

 

TIM WADE or Lažnim Imenom or Laz Povratak

Timmy resides outside of the UK and lives in caravan of sorts and casts his net from the safety of an Internet cafe. He thinks (in his world) he is an Internet master-mind, The wizard of Internetshire. This has been proved on several occasions to be yet another porkie Pie from the Worzal Gummage look-a-like. There is not much that can be said for Wade other than he is a self publicity seeking idiot. Who avoids the UK due to not wanting to pay his way and is happy for you to pay it for him.A very two faced person who will support a cause or charity then fall foul of the admin of a facebook page or site and begin a campaign of harassment by troll attack on the moderators and cause, on order to discredit them. Why does he do it. Its the only way he can attempt to gain his dignity and win. He will encourage others to flame forums for him and will sink to any level in order to win.

He posts his vitriol on blogs and forums making claims about a cause or web site in order to firm up the accusations as if he was not part of the flaming but just a casual observer. But rather then write loads of waffle we will let the screen shots do the talking.

This was a comment from of Wades targets in his troll attack pantomine

“Thing that makes me laugh is if you put Tim Internet in Google, of course it’s going to come up with him, that’s not being at the top of the google ranking, if you typed in web site design and his company came to the top, then he can say he knows what he’s doing!

The idea of google ranking is to use key words and meta data embedded within your website so your site is found, not searching your actual company name…..he’s such a dick!”

Tim Wade http://www.facebook.com/#!/timitalian

Tim Wade http://www.facebook.com/#!/LazPovratak

Tim Wade http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Kermit-Kalashnikov/173438456118530

 

http://www.facebook.com/martinandrewhall

Martin Andrew HallCunts!

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Lažnim ImenomJust set up a new account Steve. Different hotmail and name. Straight back on. Lol

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Lažnim ImenomFull of reporting twats on Facebook mate. I’ve lost count of the false names I’ve had. Lol. Sometimes we mass report someone in here. We forget to check if we got them banned or not though. Should do really – more of a laugh.

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http://www.facebook.com/buckywabbit

Ingrid Suzanne Buckley i got reported to …. just cos i used the name Bucky Wabbitthey said i was not a real person …. sotherefore i must be a walt lol

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You could not make this up but Tim Wade hates people who investigate others. Can someone remind me what the WMHC do? Try to avoid one of Tim Wades Sex dating sites. Spam mail will follow if you join!

http://timwadesblog.com/2008/05/22/private-investigators-and-debt-collectors/

These, amongst the most horrible people available on the planet today, make peoples lives a misery and they mince about calling themselves Debt Collectors and Private Investigators. They usually work privately, and on behalf of scrounging ex-wives, banks and credit card companies – people with money to collect.

Nine times out of ten they come from bullied backgrounds, often with failed careers in the Police, the Armed Forces and other usually government institutions. They all suffer from the same ‘little big mans syndrome’ where they feel they have to be nasty to everyone because they were never left any dinner money at school, where they were bullied and tormented continuously. Usually they are sad, lonely individuals, unable to have fun (or even comprehend what fun is) and never excel at anything sporting.

They hover the world in their own lonely lives hiding from the people they are grassing up, and snitching on. They are blatantly obvious to spot as because they usually failed all the physical tests to get to the fieldcraft part of any military training, they have to rely on their childhood volumes of ‘Combat and Survival’ magazine to learn their trade, as such, stick out like an erection in a undersized wetsuit.

I hate them and will not rest in peace until I have broken my baseball bat on any that follow me. Other equally painful experiences await them.

The CSA is after him by the way!

More Two faced support from Tim Wade, only to start a flame war against a facebook page this year due to the Admin booting him out for fuckwhittery. Wade has since removed his blog with supporting comments.

 

 

He now accuses them of theft of donations, membership of the BNP,

http://me-bnp-edl.blogspot.co.uk/2011/08/methe-bnp-edl.html

Jo’s Blog featuring Me, BNP, EDL & on-line bullying/harrassment

 

Tim Wades attack on Help For Heroes

Even Help For Heroes is not exempt from Tim Wades snide comments, His reason. He was refused money by H4H due to not serving within time That the guide lines set out by the charity.

I am sure Ben Parkinson and others wounded from Iraq and Afgan would not agree with wades selfish view!

http://oathofallegiance.org/2011/08/31/help-for-heroes-are-a-fashionable-charity-that-does-not-help-all-ex-members-of-the-british-armed-forces/

So How big a TIT is Tim Wade in the top trumps scale of TITS and MO?

MO 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 and 8

TITS B, C, D, E, F, and H

In summery

A moron who has nothing better to do then pick on people from the safety of the Internet. He will pick fights with anyone. He will use several false Identity’s but with little Imagination when creating them. He crossposts with several groups in order to start a flame war and cannot hold an intelligent conversation.

His aim, to make money from people visiting his web sites.

The Stalker , Flooder, Liar, Retroactive, Crybaby and See below for evidence of being a WALT!!!

 

 

Is the main Walt Finder troll a Walt himself?

The following Email exchange was sent via lady who wishes to remain anon due to the abuse Wade historically inflicts on anyone who falls foul of him. She was a member of a Face Book page Wade belonged to until he was banned from it for fuckwhittery, again. There is a pattern forming here?

From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:02
Subject:Re: photo
 

Hi ya just got your email & no I didn’t jump through windows dressed in black well not in the army anyway lol & we use to act as support for the special forces sometimes etc etc.xxxx – In for 10 1/2 years and was best time in my life but got out after taking a few injurys along the way that got the better of me.
 
From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:30
Subject: Re: photo
Hay you
 
You managed to work out your computer!! How was your night?
lol I was only joking about the milktray man:) happy So what was it like making a parachute jump. I realy want do it sometime and it would be good to know from an expert on it. I have seen it loads of times on the TV and it just frightens the life out of me. What is the worst bit when you jump and the feeling of falling, when you shoot up after your parachute opens or when you land?. Its the one thing I want to do but all those things just play on my mind.
You like?

 

From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:23
Subject: Re: photo

I made one jump into combat in Rwanda in an operation called Gabrial but no not being shot at but I was in a place called Sipovo were things got mental for me there but any of the jumps i did all had a large amount of danger & could go wrong. I like the pic & would nice to see the front view. plus it don’t hurt to ask questions babe. how wet are you then???xxxxx
From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 15:36
Subject:Re: photo
 

The free fall part of the jump is great & a massive adrenaline rush & the only shock to the system is the jolt of when the rig opens. Nice pic babe & what are you doing tonight then???xxxxx
 
From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:27
Subject: Re: photo
Oh babe the more you tell me about your army life the wetter I get!! You sound like a man who has seen a lot. What was the worst and best time for you in the army? My work can be very dull and boring so you must have some great storys to tell
xxxx

From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:41
Subject:Re: photo
 

oh i’ve seen plenty of things in my time & some things i can’t & won’t talk about as the offical secrets act stops me from doing so. I bet your jobs not that boring & i bet your good at it. so how am i doing on the interview stakes then lol????xxxxx

 
From: J***** G******/
To: Tim Wade<tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:45
Subject: Re: photo
Not bad for now. I take it you lost a lot of mates to that type of work?sho what part of the army parachute was you with?

From: Tim Wade<tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:47
Subject:Re: photo
 

yeah i’ve lost a few mates over the years. Bosnia/Croatia where I lost the most, Iraq was bad as well. The first war that is, I was a medic for most part so saw a lot of fucked up stuff. My last posting was a medic with the Pathfinders. They are an elite within 5 airborne. I was asked to join them from 23 Parachute field Amb, mega times.
 

From: J***** G******/

To: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 16:54
Subject:Re: photo
 

Sounds cool, So what made you join, I hear you guys like to drink but get in trouble for drinking to much. When did you learn the bodyguard stuff ?
 

From: Tim Wade<tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Saturday, 7 April 2010, 18:04
Subject: Re: photo

 

The army gave me the discipline & a bit of know how and I made some mega friends along the way. I did a close protection course near the end which you’ve got to pass every part of it & if you fail any part of it your binned there & then no second chance. Its a big bluff about the ban I did get a lot of drinking bans for busting the two can rule when I was on operations but even then I pissed every night and played cards. lol The monkey’s. Waht we used to call the military police, stopped us to try and catch us out but we would always blag our way out of it. lol

 

From: J***** G******/
To:
Tim Wade<tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 10:51
Subject: Re: photo

 

Oh dear, being a bad boy, a relly bad boy!!:) happy So what did you do once you left?

From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 10:56
Subject:Re: photo
 

I’ve had my very bad boy moments which ain’t a bad thing .
I did a bit of naked car surfing and had a fight with about 27 police officers but I am not bad bad. Not muchI used to own a pub & club security company after I got out but got fed up of paying the hypocrisy of the system just to keep my head above water to moved here and things just got better. I run an internet company now and live the easy life, you should cum over.
From: J***** G******/
To:
Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 11:02
Subject:Re: photo
 

Impressed, So you are your own man with a bussiness. I was talking about you last night with the girl who came over last night, said one of her boyfriends used to be in the army and he had to know his army number off the top of his head and that he was known by that number in the army. Is that true as it sounds very cold to be known as just a number!

From: Tim Wade <tim@timinternet.com>
To: J***** G******/
Sent: Sunday, 8 April 2010, 11:04
Subject:Re: photo
 

yeah in the army your just a number which is a bit like the dark ages but yes you needed to know it, even when pissed up.
 
We are all guilty of trying to exaggerate our life in order to win the affections of a lady. However, links on two well known web sites for the Parachute Regiment and Airborne forces have been provided. According to a well respected member of the AMS page, Tim Wade was a member of 23 PFA but never qualified as Airborne,
 
No combat jumps took place in Rwanda either.
 
He was only attached to 23 PFA. So why did Tim Wade post details on two web sites claiming he was a member of Airborne Forces when he was never Airborne? Very odd!
 
What is more odd is the fact he is also claiming like in the Email that he was a member of the Pathfinder platoon. This site will be happy to apologise if Tim Wade can provide proof that he was a member.
 
 
 
 
For now the evidence is pointing towards Tim Wade being an Ex Forces Walt. See ARRSEpida
http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Walts
Ex-Forces WaltsThis sub-group make up stories about their time in uniform to impress their new civilian colleagues and/or employers. They don’t recognise that they are walts at all and usually end up back on ARRSE bigging it up in the belief that no-one will recognise them. Consider this recent extract from a rather uncautious new member: “On another note – when constructing your own CV for job hunting, I have found that you can just about make up any kind of bullshit for your military career. You can insert any kind of information during your military service that relates to the job you are going for and potential employers have no way of verifying your claims. If references are asked for then you state that person has been posted, cant trace him etc..” ……. Really now? Is that so? Link
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The Walter Mitty Hunt Club

After the huge successes of ARRSE and its waltercommandos that have hit the headlines of the national news papers over the years. Amateur Walt hunters started to pop up everywhere. FaceBook pages devoted to finding the next Walt increased, It was like the X Factor.. more like The Walt Factor! Splinter facebook groups where formed, Much to the amusement of ARRSE.

 

From these splinter groups Trolls would lurk waiting for their next trophy to brag about. One such group is called The Walter Mitty Hunt Community.

Their self appointed leader an unknown self appointed Internet activist decided it was time to “try” and take the top spot of Walt Hunting. So he set up the Walter Mitty Hunt Community. The Club membership contain a right mix bag of weirdo I can tell thee!!

So far the only Walts they had managed to find was one already found by another FaceBook Walt hunting group and some school boy who plays Internet games with his other mates.

Foolishly their scruffy internetshire leader decided it was nay time to try and out-Witt those cunning devils the waltercommandos of ARRSE, by planning a Troll Attack on the site.

However, little did they know that one within their WMHC ranks was reporting to the waltercommandos, the WMHC’s every move. PMSL

Soon the scruffy wizard and his gang of trolls became so frustrated with their consistent yet failing trolling attempts that they decided it was time to throw the glove at ARRSE and challenge them to a dual. The scruffy Wizard from internetshire claimed he could find out the personal details of the waltercommandos and post them for all to see. The worst thing he could say was ARRSE would never be able to find out who he or his members were. Little did he know!!

The scruffy wizard and all his chums despite knowing that most members of ARRSE are serving in the Armed Forces did not care for such laws of the land like the Terrorism Act 2000, but in even in internetshire they still exist, carrying a 10 year stretch living with big Samuel without soap on a rope!
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2000/11/section/58

 

Soon it was decided by the waltercommandos of ARRSE that a lesson must be taught to these “Pip Squeaks”. So a classic ARRSE sting was set in place.

First the feeding. Trolls need feeding and if looking for any ammunition to throw will bite the hand of any who offer such juicy morsels of information.

The scuffy wizard with all his Internet web based powers could not resist the offer of real names and locations being disclosed via PM on ARRSE from a well known ARRSE swordsman, how obvious was that!

So the big nosed wizard with yellow teeth was back reporting in his secret facebook lair and to his loyal followers of Boy wonders, has beans and failed lesbians, with great glee, pleasure and jubilation. The 10 year SNLR, thought he had hit the jack pot.

Little did the CSA dodging wizard know that all the information given was “DUFF GEN” Even when posting He did not know it, as did his followers not know and despite the current climate with terrorists desperate to obtain information of any members of the armed forces from the Internet, in order to capture, kill or maim a soldier or his family. The absconding wizard and his band of Internet minuscule hard men still posted those details.

While this was going on Screen shots were taken deep from within the “secret” lair from one of their own and was kept for prosperity, much piss-taking and if needed, evidence of an illegal act. She is a little tyke!

 

ARRSE member having giggles after the sting was sprung

The Wizard was furious when it became evident he was fooled not only by the masters of walt finding but by a girl within his close ranks, (Oh by the way, The sad git you thought was your “MOLE”, he was innocent all the time, but he needed a lession for trolling as well! The second seed was sowed and the Wizard and his “secret mongy mates” fell for the second sting……PMSL.

 

WMHC after he twigged he was stung

Dry your eyes love

So the Walter Mitty Hunt Club Trolls battered and humiliated made a run for it and re-Grouped. Licked its wounds and planned their next troll attack. After culling almost half of its membership. PMSL!!!

Read the apology from one ex member of the Walter Mitty Hunt club.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/waltenkommando/180553-walter-mitty-hunt-club-apology.html

 

 

WMHC ON THE RUN AFTER A DAM GOOD internet ARRSE THRASHING!

 

Stand by for the next instalment.

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Walter Mitty Hunt Club troll Symptoms

Walter Mitty Hunt Club troll Symptoms

 

1.Namecaller: This defines the flamer. “Flamer” means “namecaller”…

2. Competitive/argumentative: flamers are social cowards but verbal brawlers over the safty of the internet. They greatly enjoy arguments for their own sake selfworth, and will start flamewars intentionally..

3.Amoral: They think that their insults, verbal abuse, character attacks, and even death threats are perfectly acceptable behavior, once “justified”…But if you say one bad thing you are being abusive to them and they will call the internetshire police.

4. Vengeful: Walter Hunter Club trolls believe that once an insult has been received, it becomes perfectly acceptable to return the insult, or even to embark on a longrunning insult stream…

5. Deceitful: They see nothing wrong with deception and distortion as long as their not caught…

6. Narcisstic: They have extreme vanity, taking the form of an exquisite sensitivity to anything which even SLIGHTLY resembles an insult…”Im telling the old bill about you”

7. Paranoid: Troll constantly display secretive behavior, being careful to never freely discuss personal info about their schooling, experience, everyday lives…Normaly setting up secret facebook pages where they can plan their next trolling attack and act all hard and that and type PMSL at every post!!

8. No self-doubt. Perfect people never monitor themselves to avoid mistakes…Or F***king rather!

9. Self-blind: : No insight into our their flaws and foibles…Like living like a tramp and not providing for your own kids or serving A nice Gin and Tonic to seat E40 and wishing they had the bottle to join the Armed Forces, Yet strangely hang around them…Strange!!

10. Hypocritical: Totally enmeshed in a self-serving bias: “when I do something, it’s a pure and justified deed, but when you do exactly the same thing, it’s a shameful and disgusting PLOY.”umm I wounder who that could be!

11. Self-important: They have a very low opinion of others, and an exalted (if dishonest) opinion of themselves…I was a Spy me no one could play me a fool! I’m an Internet wizard!

12. Denying/projecting: They cannot see reality honestly, but must constantly manipulate it by erasing some parts and distorting others. Loads of evidance to photoshop then we will put it up as proof!

13. Pervasive, long-standing, intense symptoms

 

The type of jobs if any, that Walter Mitty Hunter Trolls do for a living

 

A, Failed Web designer, Normally run from an Internet cafe, who frequent in in a smelly cardboard box and use Vim for face cream.

B, Trolley Dolly’s for down market budget airlines. I cant think of a particular company at the moment but I’m sure it will come to me!

C, Ex Members of the Armed forces who were booted out for not reaching the required standards or career path that they in their own bed space thought they should have reached.

These people end up being the most vocal of Walt hunters in order to cover their own sad walting history and exaggerated tales in the pub,or even in the pages of a grubby book, Hard to find these days after the Walt book Jehad but if you take a trip to your local Paper Mill, you may just find one before its turned into pulp!

D, School boys who still live with their mum, have never kissed a girl or boy for that matter and who vent their anger at a Computer screen not making it in the real world (see A, B and C) for what they end up like.

 

 

 

PMSL

 

 

 

The Wizard of Internetshire

 

 

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EXPOSE THE TROLLS BEHIND THE WALTER MITTY HUNT CLUB

WHAT ARE WALT HUNTER TROLLS?

Why Do People Enjoy Being Internet Trolls?

it is a kind of power rush or ego trip to be a troll. Being online is a place that is largely free of perceived consequences…ie a good hard SLAP, an insecure person can get a sense of power online, without ever having to face someone directly. With the Internet being a world of imagination and fantasy for some, cowardly users can forge an alter ego for themselves, and act out their feelings of anger and inadequacy. It’s sad and unfortunate that our advanced communications also brings out the darker side of many SAD people.

Please note once the Trolls read this, they will hit the abuse button like rabbits. They hate the truth! like all Crybaby trolls do

Feel free to copy and paste these pages to as many sites as you can.

 

Martin was very busy being hard with himself

This web page will investigate a particular narcissistic bunch of trolls known as the Walter Mitty Hunt Community or WMHC. The club and its sex advertising web site is run by a unknown troll called Tim Wade. More about him on another page!

So who or what is a Walter Mitty or Walts as known by most. For info please click on this link from (ARRSE) The Army Rumour Service. The premier source of information for people wanting to know if someone is telling porkie pies about their military past

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Walts.

Taken from the ARRSE intoduction on Walts
It comes from The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, written by humorist James Thurber and published in The New Yorker in 1941. See also pointy heads and flat heads. A walt is an individual who believes, or wishes others to believe, that he or she be something he be not. They are often found bidding on ‘Genuine SAS’ KFS and other items on eBay and usually act the Internet Tough Guy. Outing Walts is the official sport of ARRSE. Spoken only in hushed tones are ops by the Waltenkommando commanded by the Waltfinder General.

 

Diagnostic Criteria for a Walt Hunter Troll

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The troll

The Internet Walt Hunter Troll Personality Disorder is characterised by attention-seeking and disruptive behaviour in anonymous, delocalized places of socialising. It is indicated by the following traits:

Internet trolls are sadly common. They can be found wherever online users interact with each other. Trolls will abuse others in news blogs, political discussion forums, hobbyist communities online, Facebook pages, torrent search engine conversations, and in online game chat. Trolls have become very common in news sites. Many online news sources now avoid using open comment features because so many internet trolls will use this venue to post abusive comments as responses to news articles.

 

Criteria

A tendency to post from an Internet cafe (its safer for them to hide)

Multiple attempts to draw the attention of users toward them.

Trolls will post abusive and hurtful comments directed at a specific a person (aka “flaming” another person)

Trolls will incite broad arguments and provoke angry responses by making controversial statements. (e.g. racism, religious intolerance, bigoted or elitist views, mysogyny, extreme political views)

Trolls will narcissistically dominate conversations, trying to make themselves the center of attention. (e.g. nonstop comments about themselves and their accomplishments; repeated self-centered statements and bragging) i,e “I am top of the google search” Being the most common brag.

Trolls will start many off-topic threads, seeking to derail users from the focus of an online community

The ability to create ideas that flow from person to person non-stop until they have made everyone spend their time in the troll’s valuable communique and links to their web sites.

A basic command of social engineering, that the troll can trick others into fighting amongst themselves on the Internet endlessly. (i.e. crossposting to two opposing Usenet groups, tricking them into starting a flame war, then sitting back and watching the fun) and allowing others to take the flack for their actions

Low intelligence

A very low degree of social skills

Multiple screen namestrolls sometimes use different screen names to post comments. They do this as a weak attempt to appear to have support in their fight so they do not feel lonely.

 

Walter Mitty Hunt Club troll Symptoms:

1.Namecaller: This defines the flamer. “Flamer” means “namecaller”…

2. Competitive/argumentative: flamers are social cowards but verbal brawlers over the safty of the internet. They greatly enjoy arguments for their own sake selfworth, and will start flamewars intentionally..

3.Amoral: They think that their insults, verbal abuse, character attacks, and even death threats are perfectly acceptable behavior, once “justified”…But if you say one bad thing you are being abusive to them and they will call the internetshire police.

4. Vengeful: Walter Hunter Club trolls believe that once an insult has been received, it becomes perfectly acceptable to return the insult, or even to embark on a longrunning insult stream…

5. Deceitful: They see nothing wrong with deception and distortion as long as their not caught…

6. Narcisstic: They have extreme vanity, taking the form of an exquisite sensitivity to anything which even SLIGHTLY resembles an insult…”Im telling the old bill about you”

7. Paranoid: Troll constantly display secretive behavior, being careful to never freely discuss personal info about their schooling, experience, everyday lives…Normaly setting up secret facebook pages where they can plan their next trolling attack and act all hard and that and type PMSL at every post!!

8. No self-doubt. Perfect people never monitor themselves to avoid mistakes…Or F***king rather!

9. Self-blind: : No insight into our their flaws and foibles…Like living like a tramp and not providing for your own kids or serving A nice Gin and Tonic to seat E40 and wishing they had the bottle to join the Armed Forces, Yet strangely hang around them…Strange!!

10. Hypocritical: Totally enmeshed in a self-serving bias: “when I do something, it’s a pure and justified deed, but when you do exactly the same thing, it’s a shameful and disgusting PLOY.”umm I wounder who that could be!

11. Self-important: They have a very low opinion of others, and an exalted (if dishonest) opinion of themselves…I was a Spy me no one could play me a fool! I’m an Internet wizard!

12. Denying/projecting: They cannot see reality honestly, but must constantly manipulate it by erasing some parts and distorting others. Loads of evidance to photoshop then we will put it up as proof!

13. Pervasive, long-standing, intense symptoms

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